Punky Rooster's New Year Salutations

Happy Chinese New Year's everyone! May you all win the lotto as I plan to do.

{Enjoy the latest tidbit. Thx WongTon!}

Asian Guy (changing yen for dollars): "Yestoday I get two hunat dollar fo yen - today I get a hunat eighty. Why it change?"

Teller: "Fluctuations."

Asian Guy: "Oh yeah? Well, fluc you white guys too!"